New Year's Resolutions are a bunch of crap.
There. I said it.
Do you cringe when you see those "New Year, New You" messages? I certainly do. The entire concept of resolutions is a setup for failure. The calendar gives us an arbitrary "opportunity" to set goals for the year. All the cool kids are doing it, and we do it too. Starting off the year with big dreams takes very little energy, doesn't it? After all, you've just seen approximately 1,000 images with positive quotes on them. And you feel motivated! You commit and race forward with great intentions - and great expectations.
That's where February fails us. Motivation dies a slow death in the middle of winter. The scale doesn't move at all, or it moves in the wrong direction entirely. Newly created habits fall prey to sudden life changes. We blame our circumstances, we should all over ourselves, and we fall back into the same old patterns. Resolutions are not a path to progress. Resolutions are a path straight to the same old results.
I'm not interested in resolution; I'm interested in revolution.
Truth time: You're never going to change your life until you change what you're doing today. You need just as much support and accountability on March 25th as you do on January 1st. Consistent feedback, accountability and lessons learned form the foundation for true transformation.
You've got 365 chances to activate your dreams in 2017. The Make Today Your B*tch Bootcamp will ensure that you utilize every single one of them.
You will learn how to:
- Figure out what is standing in your way, and finally destroy it
- Decide precisely what you really want out of your life
- Create your concrete strategy to achieve your goals
- Revolutionize your daily routine by building rock solid habits
- Say "No" with confidence and authority
No BS. No resolutions. No pithy statements on a lovely landscape background. And no excuses.
If you're ready to divorce your comfort zone, this Bootcamp is for you. There are a limited amount of seats, so that I can give everyone the attention they deserve. Sign up, secure your seat, and get ready to revolutionize!
You've got three options to Make Today Your B*tch:
THE BOOTCAMP ($150)
The Bootcamp is a four week online experience that is available the minute you sign up. Here's what you'll get:
- Battle tested techniques for time, energy and emotion management delivered directly to your inbox every week
- 30 days of access to the Jedi Council: An online community full of support, love and accountability from me and your fellow Grasshoppers
- A workbook crammed full of opportunities to transform your life
- An online group coaching session every week for accountability, questions, reports of progress made and celebrated.
The Mastermind ($500)
The Mastermind is a twelve month experience. You get everything in the Bootcamp, plus:
- Twelve months of unlimited access to the Jedi Council
- A Mastermind cohort of fellow Grasshoppers that meets monthly.
- The Mastermind cohort will have deeper opportunities for personal transformation.
- It will also give extra opportunities for support, growth and accountability.
The Black Belt ($750)
For the truly serious. Black Belts get all of the benefits of the Bootcamp and the Mastermind, plus:
- Three one on one sessions with yours truly. These 60 minute sessions are scheduled by you, at your convenience. We'll meet online and strategize a plan to get through obstacles and answer any questions you might have.
- You also get VIP access to me for a period of one year. That means I will be available to you for any roadblocks, questions, or anything else that comes up during your transformation.
Love From Your Fellow Grasshoppers
"RJ is a great listener and empathizes with your productivity woes. Even if she hasn't had your specific hurdles to jump (and there's a good chance she has) she can relate to the feelings, and better yet can give you great tips how to process and overcome them. She gives loving encouragement along with tangible action steps, all while being her cooky, authentic, fun-loving self. I leave every interaction I have with RJ feeling better about myself, my choices, and like I can make today (and days to come) my B*TCH!" -Mary Ensz
"All my small biz peeps.... I ♡ Rj Redden! She's helped me so much in the tech side of my biz-- like serious, REAL help. And she hosts great productivity coaching sessions too. Check out her site if you're in the "where do I start" boat. Been there!" -Jennifer Belt
"RJ, I LOVE what your brain comes up with. I wish that I could make suggestions but right now I am just a sponge. Maybe you can wring me out next year." -Dawney Glenn
Time to invest in yourself, grasshopper.
If you wait until you are ready, then you will be waiting for the rest of your life. Snag this opportunity now!
Frequently Asked Questions
Who are you?
My name is RJ Redden, and I'm the Chaos Whisperer. I help badass women crush their inner and outer chaos, focus on what's really important, and regain control over their lives. I teach the art of Chaos Kung Fu.
Why the ninjas?
They're intense and cute all at the same time. They make me happy, so I've adopted them.
What if I can't make all the sessions?
The group coaching sessions will be recorded and sent to you, so you can enjoy those whenever you have a moment. I will also be available in the community to answer any questions you might have.
I'm not really a "joiner". Will the community be valuable to me?
Whether you take the Bootcamp, join the Mastermind, or become a Black Belt, Making Today Your B*tch will take a lot of effort. Difficult journeys are better when done together! No two ways about it, accountability carries a higher success rate. And let's face it, the last person we usually take care of is ourselves. You absolutely can choose to go it alone, but the work will be easier alongside your fellow Grasshoppers.
Good things come to those who work their asses off
Hop on this opportunity, Grasshopper. You'll be thanking yourself in December. Ninja Promise.